| (3200BC) EGYPT: |
The earliest records indicate a fanatical cult of Smurf existed in Ancient Egypt |
| (400BC) GREECE: |
Later at around the Aegean sea we have evidence of their influence in regional politics. Of particular note was against the Trojans with Ancient Greece and the Battle of Troy. |
| (60BC) ROME: |
Then in Ancient Rome they infiltrated both the senate and the army. |
| (790AD) VIKING: |
During the dark ages they migrated north and infested the crinkly bits of the Norwegian coast. Thus they became a big unmentioned part of Norse Mythology. |
| (800AD) JAPAN: |
In Japan, some choose a life of piece and happiness (obviously secret society of smurf collectors) whilst others followed the ways of the Ninjas. |
| (1300AD) MEDIEVAL EUROPE: |
They had moved back into Europe and played a small part in the Medieval Feudal Society. |
| (1670AD) EUROPE: |
When times were tough even the Smurfs had to take on extreme measures to survive. It was said that Dick Turpin mimicked the Smurfs when he became a Highwayman. |
| (1770AD) THE PACIFIC SOMEWHERE: |
Whilst out exploring and discovering new lands in the Pacific Captain Cook discovered the land of the Swoof before Astrosmurf did. |
| (1800AD) FRANCE: |
Even the French emperor Napoleon was said to know the ways of the Smurf. |
| (1800AD) ENGLAND: |
Meanwhile over the English channel, the English too had their own smurfy influence in Lord Nelson. |
| (1800AD) AMERICA: |
In America we saw Davy Crockett join the Mexicans in the Alamo. |
| (1860AD) AMERICA: |
Then later in the 1860s the Northern states, called Yankees for want of a more embarrassing name, fort the Southern States in a civil war. |
| (1890AD) SOUTH AFRICA: |
In Africa, the English Imperials fort the Zulus and the Boers in separate conflicts. |
